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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

The Hottest New Reggae Star: Paris Hilton

You might want to have a puke-bucket nearby just in case:


(Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind)

Glad to see she sings as well as she acts.

Ace of Base called, they want their crappy music back.

Paris truly is a national treasure.

BREAKING UPDATE - Took me half a moment to dig it out of the dusty box of cassette tapes I call a memory, but yes, there is a reason this melody sounds so familiar... Ripping off UB40, that's just... there's nothing I can say about that. Someone made a (truly terrible) "mash-up" to illustrate this similarity:


(Paris Hilton - Kingston Town)

3 Comments:

.hc said...

why do you foul this place with such things!

8:43 AM  
i said...

holy fucking christ that sucked. and speaking of sucking, it appears thats the only thing she can do well. oh well. not a bad thing to be talented at...

7:08 PM  
disrupt said...

Yeah, she ripped off UB40 - but then UB40 in their turn ripped off everybody else back then. Suckers. That's Lord Creator you're hearing!

4:06 AM  

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